Malik
(11/21/05)
Time for some
random thoughts. I could focus on some solid subjects today, but I
think an overview of what's been going on in gaming is a needed commodity
right about now.
Spike had their video
game awards. While most of the winners make sense (like how
Guitar Heroes had the best soundtrack...more to come on this...),
but how can 50 Cent: Bulletproof be nominated for an award? I ask
because the game came out only a couple of days prior to the awards,
and to give a nod to a game that hasn't been fully played is like me
giving a review of GTA:LCS before I played the whole game and could
formulate a full opinion. In other words, 50 Cent's game should have
been involved in next years awards (if it was good...and word on the
street says it's not). This also applies to True Crime: NYC. To give
a game an award for best of the year, it should have been fully
evaluated, and not just given a brief glimpse before the awards.
Also, a nominated game should have been in the publics hands long
enough for them to understand what it's about. This is best seen in
how the Oscars don't commence right at the end of the year, but
rather they happen long enough afterwards for the public to see the
material being awarded.
I played Guitar
Heroes like a madman this weekend. All I can say is that I hate
rhythm games and this is the most addictive game I've ever played.
So, if that doesn't make sense, I'll just say it's damned good. If
you have a love of old-school rock, and you have an urge to rawk-out,
then this is the game you need. I just hope that Harmonix will
release more expansions of different songs. Considering how this
game has far outsold expectations, I don't think this is too
unlikely.
I finished GTA:LCS
this weekend. I said I wanted to wait to write a review until after
finishing the game. I can now write one, and I can give you a sneak
preview; it won't be nearly as beautiful as the fanboys would like.
I may be about the biggest GTA:SA fan there is, but I can separate
out my fanboy instincts and say this without a single doubt in my
head; GTA:LCS is a mixture of poorly designed missions and a poorly
designed system (Sony, for the love of all that's good, you should
not make any more PSPs until you have a working/responsive analogue
nub). Also, the last two missions on this game were the single worst
missions I've ever seen on a GTA game, just due to the frustration
factor. When you cannot easily do a drive-by, don't make a mission
that is heavily based on protecting another vehicle from a swarm of
enemy cars by using drive-bys. As for the final mission...let's just
say that someone is following you that you must protect...and there
are piers...and people follow you by the shortest possible path.
This means that when you run down the pier and then turn, you friend
does the same, and ends up swimming with the fishes...and then your
mission, and the time you wasted getting that far, is all for
nothing.
XBox 360 is coming
tomorrow. While many are waiting in line until midnight, I'm not
doing such a thing. Seriously, I have more important things to do
(sleep) considering I have work at my day job tomorrow. Also, I want
to make sure my 360 is hooked up properly before I start playing.
While it may seem fun to half-ass the hookup to my entertainment
center so I can leap straight into the game, I know better. I am a
technophile, and this fact alone lets me see that I will want to do
things right. Also, with a system that finally will fully use my HD
and surround sound receiver, and with the media center functions, I
want this done right the first time. So, don't expect an early post
tomorrow going off about how the 360 is uber-1337!!!111!!!11! No.
Expect a post later in the day, or maybe on Wednesday about
that...if it is that good...
There is a FFXII
demo out there, for those who didn't know (which would be a whole 2
people). It's included with Dragon Quest 8. I can't comment on the
demo, since I'll have to wait on DQ8 until around my B-day or
Christmas (I can't buy everything I want, or else my family is left
with getting me socks for the holidays...). However, I can say that
it sounds like FFXII is still looking pretty damned lame thanks to a
poorly conceived MMO-style combat engine. For the
fanboys who can't wait, I have to say that you need to get over
yourself. I personally found that link to be one of my favorites for
understanding the thought process of fanboys. It's basically a forum
thread about how the Penny-Arcade
people "arent very professional" and how their are
spouting off "bull****" about FFXII. I should point out
that I have to fully agree with them when I consider what I've read
and seen of FFXII. Anyway, if you know a fanboy and want to
understand how they think, try the link. You can see everything from
denial, to anger, to acceptance...well, not acceptance...but that's
usually the final step when people go through these things. Fanboys,
however, never reach that step or else they wouldn't be
fanboys.
More on the FFXII
demo; While I can't comment on the demo itself, I do have to say a
couple of things. I imagine it's probably a very weak combat system
since it sounds a lot like the system of .hack. That's not
mentioning how FF games have been going downhill for quite some
time. Also, considering they put this game in the world of one of
the few FF games that only a fanboy could love (and they did...FF
Tactics Advance), I am not expecting as much as one should be able
to hope for. I hate to say it, but I think it's now safe to say,
considering that a tech demo for the PS3 of FFVII visuals is the
most anticipated "game" for the PS3, how FFTA was so bad
but so loved, and how the old games (which were once praised) are
now being bashed by FF-fans, this is a series for the fanboys. If
you're into new FF games, and you don't think you're a fanboy...just
take a moment and re-evaluate yourself. You are either a fanboy, or
you need to step back.
Last of all for
today; I am working on a GTA:LCS review. It may take a little time
to get posted since we are heading into my best gaming weekend of
the year. Nothing like the long weekend of Thanksgiving for
over-indulgence of food, games, and football. Also, it may take some
time to sort out the failings of GTA:LCS caused by Rockstar Leeds
versus the failings caused by the PSP hardware. At least I can
safely say that I still feel like, considering it's the most
expensive handheld I've ever owned, that Sony owes me about $200
worth of entertainment still on the PSP.
Malik
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Malik
(11/22/05)
First off...this
is pretty damned f#@$ed up. If you need a 360 early so badly
that you'll rob a store at gunpoint, then you are one seriously f$#@ed
up individual who needs some serious help. If you're doing it for
having the system, you are insane, and if you're doing it so you can
sell it online for a profit...well...you're still f$#@ed up. I can't
wait to see if Jack Thompson shows us all how this was inspired by
games, and thus the 360 needs to be banned along with GTA.
Speaking of the
master of all that makes no sense...he's back
in the news. If you haven't been paying attention, Jack Thompson
was representing the families of three people killed by a kid. This
kid killed three police officers and then said something about how
life is a game. This made Jack Thompson go after Rockstar, Sony, Wal-Mart,
the Universe, all existence, and anything else involved in the sale
and development of GTA. Ok, those last couple were made up, but it
seemed fitting. Anyway, he tried to leave the case when his bad
publicity became a problem (as he said, paraphrased, he was becoming
too much of a media point rather than the case itself). Well,
recently the judge on the case decided that Thompson couldn't leave,
because instead of letting him leave, the judge would rather
"fire" him from practicing law in Alabama (think along the
lines of, "you can't quit because...YOU'RE FIRED BIZ-NATCH!!").
Well, Thompson
decided to fire back with a tirade about such things as;
In the document,
Thompson further needles the court in its decision to remove him
from the case: "Did this Court somehow, in the last three
weeks, manage to repeal the First, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendments
to the United States Constitution?" Thompson asks.
Wow. I am amazed
that someone who is proud to call himself a censor, and is proud to
fight against people being able to make video games or music (2 Live
Crew anyone?) in the way that they want could even refer to the
First Amendment. That is like a Kansas school board member saying
that Charles Darwin is his/her hero. That is about as big of a
hypocrisy as one can find.
Anyway, this
little battle of wits will probably not end anytime soon. Which is
sad since it looks, to me, that Jack Thompson has not only lost, but
he has no possible ground to come out even at dead even. He lost. He
will continue to lose. Most of all, as he keeps this up, this
black-eye on his legal career will only keep growing. The smart
move, which Thompson doesn't seem to understand, is the act of quitting
before he falls further behind.
Anyway, you
probably didn't expect me to go off about Jack Thompson or other
crime related news. The XBox 360 did come out this morning. Also,
since the thing is damned heavy, and since I live in a crappy neighborhood
(if someone is shot to death at least once every 10 months directly
in front of your apartment, you live in a very bad
neighborhood...and that's my situation), I wanted to drive to pick
up the system. Also, since I live in the city with some of the worst
traffic in the US (at least in the top 5), the best time to drive is
midnight (amazing how a caffeine fueled city like Seattle is also
one with so early of a bedtime). So, last night I drove down to EB,
and I joined the line of the damned.
I have never
joined in any midnight madness crap before, and last night showed me
why I may never again. Between the uber-nerds (the ones who said
lines like "G4 should be here filming us!!!11!!!"...by the
way, this is all in the basement of a closed-after-9PM mall with a
line of a whole 20 customers) and the parents with kids younger than
a quarter my age, this is not a good line to be in. I had not felt
so out of place since the last time I saw a Star Wars movie on
opening night.
Luckily I had
planned on arriving only about 5 minutes before opening, so at least
I was spared the time wasted that some of these people had gone
through (people showed up hours ahead of time despite how it was
only guaranteed pre-order systems that were being sold). Also, at
least the line was moving shortly after I arrived.
I'll stop
describing the horrors of the line. I'll just summarize it like
this; if you've ever seen a G4 report on a midnight release line for
anything, then it was just like that, but with only 20 people who
didn't realize that they were only 20 people.
Anyway, I do have
my 360. It looks pretty. I don't think I can say much else since I'm
a working man. In other words, I was up before 6:30 and I need to
get enough sleep or I can cause some serious harm at my job (no
sleep and dangerous bacteria and chemicals make a very...ummm...HazMat-ish
day for Malik). So, I'll play with the thing tonight. However, I do
have a few comments on the overall look of this thing.
First off, it's
freakin' heavy. Don't let the looks fool you. It weighs more than
any of my non-Microsoft consoles ever have. Throw in the power
supply (aka "The Brick") and you have a ton-o-fun.
Secondly, the HDD
is pretty intelligently designed. It's easy to remove the thing,
it's easy to re-attach it, and it actually makes the system look
better. This has to be one of the best (in terms of looks) designed
add-ons I've seen for a console.
Last of all, I
have to wonder something. Microsoft is smart enough to add some long
as hell cables. The network cable is freakin' long, the AV cables
are long, and the USB cable for the charge kit (for the controller)
is also really long. So, why does the brick fail in this area. The
cable from the brick to the wall is a few feet, and the able from
the brick to the 360 is the same. It leaves it where, if you have
the system on a high up location (and with wireless controllers,
there's no reason not to), you will need to be creative with the
power supply. It's not like this breaks the system and makes it
worthless. It just seems to be counterintuitive to the whole long
cable theme.
Also, for those of
the two main groups right now, I have something to say;
If you got a
360...kudos to you. I'm one of you and I know this is a fine
day.
If you didn't and
are going ape shit about it...you need to chill. This is not
because of global conspiracies to limit the supply to force a fake
demand (it's a global launch and only so many systems can be made at
an individual amount of time and these need to be shipped across the
globe from China). If you think Bill Gates in particular is
being greedy, then I have to say you're wrong. I used to
dislike Mr. Gates, but that ended when I entered the biotech world
(that includes the job field dealing with infectious disease) and
saw that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation gives more to helping
the world in this area than most people ever will see (and for this,
I tip my hat to Mr. Gates). Last off, if you're saying the
system sucks because of the short supply, then I have to just say
that you need patience. The 360 is not the first console, by
any means, to have a shorter supply than demand. When you
combine this with the holiday season being around the corner, you
have to expect this. Just, please, don't be crazy and buy a
$3000 system off of eBay.
I'm tired and need
some rest so I'll play the 360 now, and tomorrow I'll post some
first impressions.
Malik
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Malik
(11/23/05)
So, I did get in
that much needed 360 time last night. I must say, however,
that I think I spent more time in the 360 Dashboard (the system
menu) than I did in actual games. There really is a lot of
things to enjoy with this system.
In short, I tried
a little of everything I can get out of the system last night.
I started with trying out a download or two after I entered my Live
account registration (which is a lot easier if you have connected a
passport login with your Live account...just check out xbox.com
for details). There is nothing like being able to download HD
and standard definition versions of game trailers for free onto the
system that will play the final game. Unfortunately, I am sad
to say that I have yet to find the supposed free demos of games like
King Kong (although the free Kameo demo is up).
After that, I
spent a little time connecting my PC to the 360. For details,
just check out this link.
It will install some software onto your PC that will allow you to
select what folders are shared with you 360. Unfortunately,
and this makes no sense, you cannot watch videos from your PC on
your 360 (at least without Windows XP MCE...which is only available
if you buy a PC with it pre-installed). This seems like a
minor annoyance since the 360 should have the ability to play PC
based videos. However, you can view images and listen to MP3s
from your PC on your 360. Best of all, if you want to listen
to music from your PC on the 360 while you're playing a game, you
can easily do this. It's ideal for any racing style game that
has a bad soundtrack, but it won't match the music to the game like
custom soundtracks on the XBox did.
After all of that,
I still didn't get to playing my two 360 games. There was
still too much free stuff to play with. I ended up downloading
some game demos (not 360 demos, but old-school demos of Joust and
Gauntlet). This is the whole "casual gamer" thing
that Microsoft was banking on for attracting middle-aged
women. There are basically demos for most games with an option
of buying the real game if you want the full allotment of levels and
the ability to share your score from that game online and on your
gamercard...which looks like this;
...which is
another nice new feature of the new XBox Live. You can now, if
you have an online place to enter html coding, share your gamercard
with people. I don't think I'll be going apeshit about this,
but if you see this guy online, you now know who it is...me!
Anyway, to
elaborate, this card will explain what games you (or in this case,
Malik) has been playing. It also shows my gamer score.
The game score is derived by what games you've played. For
example, I have 10 points from playing Perfect Dark Zero and scoring
10 kills in a single deathmatch game. Each game has unique
goals (and I imagine RPGs will have these too, since every game is
supposed to be tied in). The goals can be anything from
getting so many kills, to beating the game, to beating certain
levels, to beating a level while playing co-op, to...well, it can be
anything. When you complete a goal, the system will tell you
that your gamer score went up and you can use the dashboard button
on the controller to check what changed. It's all a nice way
of, if you're an uber-geek, to say you are better than someone
else. It is not important to playing, but it's not
a bad thing. Also, if you were wondering, you can only add
images that are pre-installed on the 360 or that you buy to be your
avatar...hence I'm a monkey and not my good old CoH hero (The
Flaming Yuppie). Personally, I wish Microsoft would've given
the ability, since we can view pictures from our PCs on the 360, to
add an avatar icon from a PC image file...oh well...it doesn't ruin
anything, but it doesn't make things as cool as they could've been.
Anyway, all of
that aside, I did play some of both Kameo and PDZ. I am quite
happy with Kameo. I played through only the intro level, but
it showed that this game has some nice promise and it should
definitely give me a lot of fun. While many are calling this
the 360's first platformer, that is wrong. This is almost a
new genre made up of about 50% platformer, 25% brawler, and 25%
adventure (Zelda-style). However, getting back to the game, it
is beautiful on an HD-TV and is a lot of fun. While the game
is a bit brutal in how it throws you into the action with little
time to learn the controls (the first level was a bit frustrating
for the first 15 minutes), it gets better. Once you start to
understand the abilities of Kameo to change forms on the fly and how
different puzzles can have multiple solutions depending on what
forms you want to use, it becomes a fun game. Plus, when you
get into a massive brawling session, there is nothing like choosing
new forms for the fight to learn new combat maneuvers.
While it's a bit early to form any solid opinion, I think I'll get a
good many hours of fun out of this game.
The other time
killer I went at was PDZ. I only played through a few
deathmatch games with bots, since I was more interested in learning
the ins and outs of the game than playing the actual one
player/co-op game or playing online. I have only a few
comments on PDZ so far. The first comment is that those who
say the visuals looked bland; go f#@$ yourself. The game is
pretty to behold. For those who complain about no jumping; I
agree that no jumping is a shame when you can't jump onto a subway
platform when it's only a couple of feet high. Also, the guns
are really fun to play around with since each weapon has multiple
usages (either two or three functions) and they are great to
experience in a volatile (deathmatch) situation. Last of all,
I have a beef with the visuals. Not because of the quality,
but rather because the displayed image size did not, for some sick
reason, match my 16:9 widescreen TV. This made no sense at all
since my TV is fully 1080i and 720p compliant and has a display
ratio of 16:9. The game doesn't offer any way to re-size the
image and neither does my TV (since 16:9 in HD is set in size), and
this is the first anything that was displayed wider than my TV could
handle. I think it's safe to say that there is probably some
bug with PDZ on this, and it's sad since it cuts off the displayed
messages on the side of the game when playing deathmatch.
Besides that, the game is looking pretty good so far.
Anyway, I need to
play some more and see what all is still in store for me with the
360. I can say, so far, it's obvious that Microsoft is
freakin' brilliant with the new console, two of the most well known
launch games (Kameo and PDZ...this will probably be the last time we
see more than one Rare game released within a month) are solid, and
it's definitely clear that Microsoft has learned a lot about online
from the XBox, and this will probably be a shining point for them
over Sony in the next-gen. Like I said, I need to play, so I'm
out. Don't expect posts tomorrow or Friday, since it's
Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and stay safe out
there.
Malik
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